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Ok-
so you don't care WHAT you do, what the hell kind of opportunity,
business, or scam that you can get into, you just wanna get
some cash, be successful, and rock the world, right?
I don't blame you.
Well I have a BIG secret
for you- a BIG SECRET that the government, society, and your
friends don't want you to know- a secret SO POWERFUL, that it
can make you Rich, Beautiful, and best of all- RIGHT all the
time!
Listen carefully to part
one:
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1- You
can get RICH by doing PRACTICALLY NOTHING!!
All you have to
do is investigate any or all of the opportunities you
see, spend ALL of your money on CD's, DVD's, Beer, and
hookers- then you sit back and watch the cash roll in!
DO NOT attempt to READ anything or LEARN anything, just
BUY IT. DO NOT follow any directions, and for GOD'S SAKE
watch ALL of the TV you can- but don't TRY too hard!
That's right- just
by being lazy and doing NOTHING you can get rich! The
government doesn't want you to know these CAREFULLY GUARDED
SECRETS, but I'm telling you-
You can do NOTHING-
just be sure to BLAME everyone else for your "misfortune".
This BLAME is the
key! You can GUILT people into giving you money!!
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That's how
simple it is!!! Just DO NOTHING to make money, and then GUILT
someone who IS making money and being "productive"
into giving you some!
IT'S SO
SIMPLE!!!
These tactics
were long-guarded secrets, but humans forgot about them. We
now are living in an age that makes this possible again!
This time-tested
secret works not only with money, but with OTHER parts of your
life too:
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2- You can become BEAUTIFUL and
FIT by doing PRACTICALLY NOTHING!!
DO NOT exercise,
and DO NOT eat well. In fact, if you sit in front of
the television, and ONLY EAT what is advertised and
is in a box, you'll do very well with this ancient secret.
Continue to SHOVEL
food into your mouth, and be sure not to burn any calories
doing it- then when you get FAT and SICK, you can blame
the government, food companies, your parents, and SOCIETY
for your "health issues"!
By using this BLAMING technique, youll
be able to GUILT them all into paying your medical bills,
insurance costs (they rise y'know), and you'll get them
to visit YOU because of your new-found "conditions".
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Not to
mention that you can GUILT them into liking you!
If you
become unattractive to the opposite sex, you can call them
shallow and one-dimensional. You can say things like "They
just want us to be perfect". You can say that they have
NO DEPTH of LOVE for your "true" self, and only
your body.
And if
you find someone who DOES like your new look and shape, you
can guilt them for having a "sick-o fetish" for
fatties- DON'T PUT UP WITH IT!!
Guilt
and Shame- they work EVERYTIME!!
3-
You can be RIGHT about EVERYTHING- ALL THE TIME- by doing
PRACTICALLY NOTHING!!
This one I admit takes a little genuine idea-creating
on your side, but if you practice, it's somethong you can
do anywhere, anytime, and it NEVER FAILS:
During any conversation where you think someone
is saying something that you disagree with (or even if they
don't say it, but they LOOK like someone who would), just
say these words:
"THAT'S WHAT GOD SAYS; IT'S IN THE BIBLE"
If they begin to talk, or ask any STUPID QUESTIONS
that might contradict you, CUT THEM OFF and say again:
"THAT'S WHAT GOD SAYS; IT'S IN THE BIBLE"
This is a fool-proof way to ALWAYS BE RIGHT,
and NEVER have to listen to anyone else again!
You use the same BLAME and GUILT techniques
I've been describing for you- you BLAME GOD by saying that
it's what "HE" (or "SHE" if you're having
THAT arguement) says, and then GUILT them by being shocked
that they don't know that already- AS THEY SHOULD.
This works for Jews, Muslims, and Christians
the best, but if you're of a DIFFERENT faith that is 100%
correct all the time too, you can make up your OWN bible,
or just say "HE (or SHE) TOLD ME IN PRAYER"- that
works too.
So remember- BLAME and GUILT are ALWAYS available
to you, and the more your practice the more you will be
RICH, BEAUTIFUL AND RIGHT ALL THE TIME!!
CONGRATS!!
About
The Author
John is a mysterious, wacky guy who tries to help others to
financial freedom through a little bit of humor and hard talk.
He's no-nonsense, and believes in personal responsibility.
With the Mobile E-Cash system, he's helped people get started
in an online business, and get on the path to financial freedom.
It's not what you make- it's what you keep! You CAN do it!
To Your Success!
Click me!
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